Banta: Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Militry Walon Ne 21 Topen Chalai Thi Santa: Kamal Hai! Sab Ka Nishana Chuk Gaya?
Santa Hasptal Men Ek Nars Se Kahta Hai: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Nars: (Sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne To Teri Kidni Churaai Hai!
Ek Baar Santa Ki Bhains Kho Gai Vo Dhundhta Hua Park Men Pahuncha Vahan Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Aakhon Me Dekh Kar Kah Raha Tha Jaan Mujhe Tumhari Aakhon Me Puri Duniya Dikhai De Rahi Hai Santa Bola "Bhai Jara Dekh Ke Bata To Meri Bhains Kahan Par Hai!"
Santa: Mere Padosi Ka Bachcha Gum Ho Gaya Banta: Fir Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Gugal Par Sarch Kar Lo Mil Jaye To Dounlod Kar Lena!
Santa: Tren Men Rat Bhar Mujhe Nind Nahin I Upar Ki Seet Mili Thi Garmi Bahut Thi Banta: To Set Badal Leta Santa: Kis Ke Saath Badalta? Niche Ki Seet Par Koi Aaya Hi Nahin
Santa: Yaar Shaadi Ke Jode Kaun Banata Hai? Banta: Aasman Men Bhagwan Banata Hai Santa: Oye Teri! Main To Darji Ko De Aaya